When my staff started talking about a Superbowl party, I thought they were talking about celebrating something really exciting like a big chili cook-off or the world's biggest bowl of soup.
Then they explained that the Superbowl is football. I tried to suit up for the occasion, but the snout guard squished my face.
It turns out the Superbowl is football AND snacks! I could definitely be a champion in the snack department.