The advantage of being a dwarf pygmy hippo is that it's easy to travel. Just burrow into a human's purse or backpack and next thing you know you'll being flying off to exotic locations like Florence, London, or Istanbul.
Hippo found this collection of photos of hippos in these famous places. Of course he submitted his own photo posed in front of The White House.
If you have a photo of your hippo in a famous place you should submit it too. If not, then get traveling!