The International Olympic committee should consider adding a few more sports:
- Underwater Breath Holding (Did you know that hippos can hold their breath for 6 minutes?)
- Couch Potato Snacking Marathon (make sure you get all the food groups in for a balanced snack--sweet, salty, cheez covered, iced, frozen, and chocolate)
- Endurance TV watching (hippos are especially good at the "dead stare." It intimidates the competitors.)
I'm a gold medalist in all three of these sports. I feel kind of sorry for all the Olympians, though. Their medals aren't filled with tasty chocolate like mine!